If they ever make a movie about Steve Irwin I think that only Chris Pratt is fit to play him
I already knew October was going to be an especially brutal month on my bank account. And then I get an email from my bank saying I only have 11 cents. Lovely.
Today somebody walked into Target and asked “Do you celebrate the new year……right around now?” I was a little confused at first and then I remembered it is right around the Jewish new year and everybody thinks I look Jewish.