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Get your first Kiva loan for free!

stfuconservatives:

Right now Kiva is enticing new loaners by letting you donate your first $25 for free (as in, you donate $25 but it’s covered by someone else so you don’t pay anything)! Click the link, set up your account and give your first loan to Natalia with me!

And if you already have a Kiva account, signal boost this and get your friends involved. You get paid back by the people you lend to, so you can re-lend the same money over and over again.

-Jess

Hackensack man stabs self, accused of throwing intestines at police

stfuconservatives:

ninapedia:

crouchingocelot:

karnythia:

Between this & the guy who ate someone’s face & had to be shot six times? I’m thinking we’re in deep shit folks. Might be time to check the water supply. Just saying.

OH MY GOSH I LIVE IN NORTH JERSEY. TIME TO FORTIFY THE HOUSE AND GRAB MY ZOMBIE BAT.

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Holly, why do you choose to move away at the worst possible time?

In my college ethics class there was a guy who would write the entire class and when the teacher asked for a final discussion question, he would always raise his hand and read his depressing notes. It wasn’t ever a question. A few times he said the pictured text almost word for word and said that living the lives we live is pointless. An awkward silence followed and the teacher handled it surprisingly well by acknowledging his points of view and saying that she didn’t really agree with them and asked if anybody had follow up questions.

After the note writer didn’t show up for a few classes, my classmate Duran mentioned him and how he was too depressing. His take? “Sure, we’re all just a bunch of germs floating around on a patch of dirt…but sprinkle a little glitter on it and glam it up a little!”

(Source: arthurtimothyread, via fuckyeah1990s)